This asshole cat.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
11/12/2016 at 08:51 • Filed to: None

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He lays right on top of the heat.


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Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/12/2016 at 09:04

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Their personal pleasures rule our planet. Or overlords are assholes. Fury assholes.


Kinja'd!!! Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/12/2016 at 09:18

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My parents had a cat that would jump in the clothes dryer and try to curl up in the warm laundry when my mom was unloading. She got a phone call one day mid-unloading, and when she came back, he was asleep on a blanket in the dryer. She didn’t have the heart to move him :P


Kinja'd!!! Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/12/2016 at 09:25

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Is made of warm therefore I sits, go away human.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/12/2016 at 09:31

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I once stayed with a family who had an enormous cat they had adopted as a stray. They named it Big Puddin’. He spent the majority of his day sleeping on top of the heating grate in the kitchen. Life is good.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/12/2016 at 12:09

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Au contraire - the cat is acting as a heat transfer device, absorbing the heat from the vent and then delivering it directly to you, but only when you need it and not a moment before. If cat decides that you aren’t warm enough it will jump on you to transfer the heat. I could be wrong on that last assumption, and cat jumping on you is just an attempt to siphon off your excess heat so that it can be comfortable, allowing it to go elsewhere so that it can resume staring you down with the typical feline “fuck off” glare.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
11/12/2016 at 12:26

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He’s not a lap cat. He will lay 1'-6" away from me, but not on my lap.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/13/2016 at 09:33

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Despite being furry, cats prefer much warmer temperatures than we usually give them. Give your cat a good sunbeam or a heated box and he will stop blocking the vent.